Lauding and Loathing Catholicism

Ah my saddest lament. My formative guilt. That ancient institution beset by paternal cirlces. Such an emotional farewell. The only religion arguably sadder than our parents, Judaism and our brother Islam. Shroud of Turin, man emasculated and tortured on a cross in the vein of Roman execution fashion, condemned and sold out by his hypocrite, establishment Jewish brothers. Even as an atheist, I still love Jesus, his role as savior in question, but his role in history and as enlightened individual undeniable. In the grand fashion of the Italian, salute, in the Spanish salud, this brandy, this wine is for your, my brother.